I just saw a commercial for a product called "Bling It On", it's basically plastic jewels with sticky bottoms so they can stick on anything. What made that commercial absolutely fucking terrible was the fact that the actors comprised of prissy ass white girls using the word "bling". What made it even worse was the part with the middle aged mom "blinging out".... are you ready for this.... her LAPTOP!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

(Takes deep breath) I'm done. My brain hurts. Fuck this world.